This is what will be inside this year’s Oscar goodie bags

It’s a strange thought – Ryan Gosling, Meryl Streep and George Clooney rummaging excitedly through a bag of freebies. Yet, every year, that’s what happens – as the Oscars see a goodie bag worth thousands of pounds given to each nominee and presenter.

In 2016, the cream of Hollywood received a whole host of gifts – including everything from a fabulously mundane chapstick to a once-in-a-lifetime $54,000 walking tour of Japan. Gadgets and sex toys also made the list, as did designer clothes – on which nominees who fell short of gongs could inevitably dry their tears.

So, with big shoes – or should that be goodie bags? – to fill, we turn our attention to what will be lurking in the Oscar gift bags of 2017. This year’s selection is looking as weird and wonderful and as random, as ever – so here are our pick of the best.

Where a deluxe 4 bedroom Ocean View penthouse costs $14,500 a week.

One of the only smart home systems that doesn’t require a smart phone. Also – it was crowd-funded.

One of the stranger inclusions in this year’s goodie bags are adhesive and super absorbent under arm sweat patches – perfect for those nervous about their nomination.

Quite simply, priceless. Literally, this is so private we can’t even put a price on it – and that’s definitely the level of privacy A-listers love.

Because any old plonk won’t do for an Oscar-winner.

It may not be as odd as the sweat patches, but these non-GMO apples are both environmentally-friendly and incredibly healthy – two of the hottest traits in Hollywood.

For those stars obsessed with staying young, a ten year supply of moisturiser can only be smiled at – despite the lines and wrinkles that may incur. And, at £35 a bottle, ten years will soon add up.

The full list:

• Chocolatines’ Drunken Fig Cake Bites
• Curlee Girlee empowering children’s book
• Dandi Patch underarm sweat patches
• Elvie limited edition pelvic floor exercise tracker and app
• Happiest Tee luxury t-shirts
• Hydroxycut Platinum
• Jules K unique luxury handbags
• Lizora pu-erh tea nourishing skincare
• Oomi Smart Home
• Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer
• Chubby Chipmunk Hand-Dipped Chocolates
• Crayola My Way customized box of crayons
• Luminosity Skin Serum from Healing Saint
• Naturally non-browning and non-GMO Project verified Opal Apples
• Personal training sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky
• BANGARANG Positive Cube
• Belldini women’s apparel
• Casper advanced dual-layer pillows
• ChapStick Total Hydration Moisture + Tint
• Personal in-house sommelier services from The Loving Somm
• Medice Foot Care Kits
• MOUS fitness bottle
• MuscleTech Nitro-Tech Crunch Bars
• Rest-Rite Sleep Positioner
• Rouge Maple pure organic maple syrup
• Slimware portion-control plates
• SweetCheeks cellulite massage mats
• Watch Ya’ Mouth party game
• Woosh Beauty innovative makeup application gift sets
• YOGAJEWELZ OM Diamond Bracelets
• Personalized Hands-Only CPR Training and a CPR Anytime Kit from the American Heart Association
• Namira Monaco Pole Star Constellation Pendant & Brooch Fine Jewelry
• Freshly harvested pecans from the National Pecan Shellers Association
• A 10-year supply of Oxygenetix Breathable Foundation and Moisturizer
• Park and Buzz baguette stud earrings
• Reian Williams Fine Art