In the pink: We drank 8 celebrity rosés, so you don’t have to

It seems like every man and his dog has their own rosé these days. (Note to self: investigate rosé for dogs.) Something to do with the crossover success of Whispering Angel, I’m told, or the aesthetic appeal of pale pink on an Instagram feed, or the thumb-twiddling effects of 2020-at-large. But wherever you look, they’re there, aren’t they: white-teeth flashing, perma-poolside thrashing, pink wine-splashing founder-CEOs — podcasting that ripe-peach-with-good-minerality-and-a-pleasing-citrus-finish plonk into your beading glass, and waltzing all the way to the bank. But are any of their wines any good? We drank eight of them to find out.