20 things British gentlemen say and what we really mean
Words: Vincent Lim
It can be hard deciphering what a British gentleman means, for a lot of the time we say something as part of social convention or simply because it’s good manners. Here’s a useful little guide:
1. What we say: After you., What we mean: Please move.
2. What we say: With all due respect., What we mean: You are entirely and unequivocally wrong.
3. What we say: I understand your point of view., What we mean: You’re wrong and your opinion isn’t valued here.
4. What we say: By the way., What we mean: The point of this conversation is…
5. What we say: Sorry., What we mean: Hi.
6. What we say: Apologies., What we mean: I’m really not sorry at all.
7. What we say: Mate., What we mean: Person I’ve never met and of whom I already have a vague dislike.
8. What we say: It’s getting late and I should really start thinking about possibly making a move., What we mean: I’m twenty minutes late for something.
9. What we say: How are you?, What we mean: I’m not really that interested but this is all part of social convention, which I am loathe to break.
10. What we say: I’m not too bad, thanks., What we mean: I haven’t given a thought to my own wellbeing.
11. What we say: Yes, my weekend was fine, thanks., What we mean: I sat on my sofa watching repeats of Come Dine with Me.
12. What we say: Don’t worry; it doesn’t matter., What we mean: This will trouble me greatly for the rest of the day
13. What we say: Excuse me, I think you may have dropped something., What we mean: You have dropped something.
14. What we say: Regards., What we mean: I dislike you in both a personal and professional capacity.
15: What we say: Oh, it was nothing, really., What we mean: This is one of my greatest ever achievements.
16. What we say: I may join you later., What we mean: I shall not be seeing you for a while.
17. What we say: I have an idea but it’s a bit out there., What we mean: I am a maverick thinker.
18. What we say: Excuse me, is this seat taken?, What we mean: Move your jacket.
19. What we say: You’re welcome., What we mean: I’m just filling the awkward silence after having been thanked.
20. What we say: I’m just popping out, does anyone want anything?, What we mean: I just want to have a peaceful lunch by myself. Please don’t follow me.
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