15 quotes that will help you live peacefully with women
Words: Holly
From life, literature, film and poetry, we impart a few of our favourite quotes on the art of understanding women, or as it seems…not understanding women.
1. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”, – Robert A. Heinlein
2. “There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them…”, – Anon
3. “To understand one woman is not necessarily to understand any other woman.”, – John Stuart Mill
4. “When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.’”, – Caitlin Moran
5. “Women only nag when they feel unappreciated.”, – Louis de Bernières, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin
6. “You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.”, – Dave Barry
7. “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”, – Will Rogers
8. “The Creator made women to please the eye, and to boggle the mind.”, – Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time: Boxed Set
9. “I don’t think anyone can teach you how to be a man but a woman. You only learn by learning what they need.”, – Ryan Gosling
10. “Men and women play the same game but with different rules.”, – Habeeb Akande
11. “No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.”, – H.L. Mencken
12. “A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.”, – Arnold Haultain
13. “If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”, – Aristotle Onassis
14. “After about twenty years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one (understanding women) and I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.”, – Mel Gibson
15. “Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.”, – Woody Allen
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